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A Dummy's Puppet's Ramblings - from Chip Martin
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Vintage Offensive Movie Posters

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Chip Shot: Marry someone who looks sexy while being disappointed.

Signs That Caught My Glass Eyes

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Vintage Ads That Wouldn’t Fly Today

 

 

Malt “supplies nourishing qualities” for mom and baby! So that’s why mom was always hammered.

 

 

 

They date other people? What a concept. Probably offensive to some.

 

“Human Mileage” counts. So, I guess she’s worth about $1.55?

 

This is so offensive it must hurt feminists’ eyes.

Vintage Offensive Movie Posters

 

 

 

Carole Lombard was white, so I guess no harm, no foul?

 

 

I think they meant she was a bad speller or something.

Funny Slovenian Bakery AD

 

 

From Slovenia comes this entertaining little ad for Bauli Bakery items.


 

 

 

 


Gifts Chip is Giving This Season

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Chip Shot: If there’s a sock on my door knob it means I’m having sex with the other one.

Gifts I’m Giving This Season

 

 

Maybe I shouldn’t have wrapped him so far in advance?

 

 

Who wouldn’t want a “Pickle Me Elmo?”

 

 

 

This Rule Totally Backfired

In 1858 the big bad British Empire began colonial rule over India. There were a lot of cobras slithering around Dehli acting like they owned the place and British officials were not having it.

So they threw some money at the problem and offered a bounty to anyone who brought them dead cobras. People realized this was easy money, so instead of catching the cobras people started breeding them and killing them in their own homes. Dehli was now full of snake sex dens full of cobras. When officials caught on, the bounty was cancelled, and all the snakes became homeless when they were released into the wild.

While We're on Government Screw Ups ... Here's a Local One

 


We got this “Pay Your Taxes Securely Online” notice in the mail today along with our property tax bill. In case you can’t read the line in white, it says, “Personal Property tax cannot be paid online at this time.” WTF??? Our tax money at work paying for a brochure that describes something we can’t do!

Photos That Caught My Glass Eyes

 

 

This heroic bird totally saved this fish from drowning.

 

 

Slippery little thing …

 

 

With all of that makeup, why is she covering her face?

 

 

I think some Japanese stores still don’t understand Christmas.

Santa Silliness

 

 

 

 

 

Twinkle Twinkle Little Dick (Surprisingly NSFW)

 

 

 

Actually this funny little video is for all you smokers out there.

Send in the Clowns


This clown-filled ad is for all of (us) who think we’re the only ones on the highway who know how to drive. All the other drivers are “clowns.”

 

 

 

 


These European Christmas Ads are More "Humorous" than "Joyous"

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Chip Shot: My sex life is like a Ferrari. I don’t have a Ferrari.

More Signs That Caught My Glass Eyes

 

 

 

Games More Accurately Named

 

 

 

 

Chip’s Version of Memes

 

 

 

 

This Guy must have the largest penis in the city. 

European Christmas Ads are More “Humorous” than “Joyous” 

 

Perhaps the festive season isn't all it's cracked up to be? This clip from Scandinavian hardware giant, Clas Ohlson puts a distinctly humorous but depressing spin on the season to be jolly. 

 

Here’s a similar humorous but hectic theme from French Orange Mobil.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


Florida Headlines are Too Funny Not to Be True

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One of these neighbors is a jerk.

Chip Shot: Looking at inspirational quotes to feel better is like looking at a treadmill to lose weight.

Real Headlines from Florida Newspapers (I’m Not Kidding)

Florida Man Dies After Winning Cockroach-Eating Contest

Florida Woman Stabs Boyfriend for Farting on Her

Florida Man Breaks into Jail to Hang Out with His Friends

Florida Man accused of Killing His Friend, Asked Siri Where to Hide the Body

Herpes-infected Monkeys Terrorize Florida

Florida Strip Club Offers Free Flu Shots

Police Find Active Meth Lab in 23-Year-Old Florida Man’s Pants

400-Pound Woman Survives Sexual Assault by Herd of Manatees

Florida Shooting Range to Serve Alcohol in Restaurant

Tis the Season Fellas

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This guy does not have a handle on his life.

Monopoly Versions are Out of Hand

 


Hilarious “He Was Made to This Song”

 

 

OMG, funniest Spotify ad I’ve ever seen.

 

 

 

 


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