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A Dummy's Puppet's Ramblings - from Chip Martin
Mannequin American views and guidelines on marketing/PR trends, news from the world of puppets and ventriloquism, bits of humor and other interesting but useless information. I post every Tuesday and Friday.
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Vintage Ad Headlines that Couldn't Run Today

A Puppet's Ramblings - from Chip Martin, Mannequin American Marketer
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Chip Shot: If by “crunches” you mean the sound bacon makes when you eat it, then, yes, I do crunches.

Vintage Ad Headlines That Couldn’t Run Today

 

 

 

 

Photos That Caught My Glass Eyes

 

 

 

 

 

 

That is one “big ass” balloon.

 

 

 

Eye-Catching Marketing

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Camouflage condoms.

 

 

 

 

 

What an incentive to buy. Free Pizza!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


Vintage Ads That Wouldn't Run Today

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Chip Shot: Choking on your spit is proof that doing something 10,000 times doesn’t make you an expert.

Chip Shot: Unvaccinated children are organic humans with a shorter shelf life.

Chip Shot: Porn is bad because it gives people unrealistic expectations about how long it will take for a plumber or electrician to show up at your house.

More Photos That Made Me Look Twice

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yes, there is a child in that stroller.

 

 

 

Vintage Ads That Wouldn’t Run Today

 

Remembering back to the good old days when every kid had at least a couple of Mattel toy guns.

 

 

Who knew bicyclists were so edgy?

Hilarious Sticky Situation from the UK

 


 

From the UK a young lady finds herself in a sticky situation when her Dad makes a discovery in her room. Fear not. The Tanguru comes to her aid with a piece of advice which helps her take control. Sticky situation? Time to Tango! Here’s another one 


Funny Random Photos

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Chip Shot: Everyone at my funeral will get a stun gun. The last one standing, gets all my stuff.

Chip Shot: Whoever lost an iPhone X in McDonald’s today … please stop calling me. This is my phone now.

Signs That Caught My Glass Eyes

 

 

Apparently, Lowes sells a lot of freezers to people like Jeffrey Dahmer.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

More Photos That Make You Look Twice

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sorry, These Made Me Laugh

 

 

Sorry, Jeff.

 

 

 

 

 

 

A young Al Getler making friends.

 

 

 

 


Random Photos That Make You Look Twice

A Puppet's Ramblings - from Chip Martin, Mannequin American Marketer
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Chip Shot: Your digestive system basically starts and ends with cheeks.

Chip Shot: Courage is knowing it might hurt, and doing it anyway. Stupidity is the same.

Chip Shot: Every light switch is also a dark switch.

Chip Shot: Light hits you at the speed of light and it doesn’t even hurt.

Random Photos That Make You Look Twice

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


Memes That Caught My Glass Eyes

 

 

Marketing Mishaps?

 

 

 

 

 

 

How to Get Rid of Hiccups

 


 

Follow Glove and Boot’s advice on how to get rid of hiccups.

 

 

 

 


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