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A Dummy's Puppet's Ramblings - from Chip Martin
Mannequin American views and guidelines on marketing/PR trends, news from the world of puppets and ventriloquism, bits of humor and other interesting but useless information. I post every Tuesday and Friday.
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Funniest "Aunt Flo" Ad Ever

A Puppet's Ramblings - from Chip Martin, Mannequin American Marketer.
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Chip Shot: Thanks to craft beer breweries for making my drinking problem seem like a cool hobby.

 

Signs That Caught My Glass Eyes

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 I Captioned These Photos

 

 

 

This is his "I'm not getting paid enough for this crap," face.

 

 

 

Teacher: Any questions?

Student: What sex position makes ugly kids.

Teacher: Ask your parents.

Class losses it! 

 

JBS Men’s Underwear Ad

 

 

Here’s an ad for JBS Men’s Underwear that features a woman. Why? Because men don’t want to see naked men.

Humorous Visits from Your “Friend” Aunt Flo

Menstruation has spawned a variety of euphemisms. Probably none has been so enduring as "Aunt Flo," who because of this funny ad, may from now on be forever associated with Kimberly-Clark’s Kotex and Poise brands.

The ads feature “Aunt Flo” who is greeted with great relief, premature excitement, predictable dread and even sadness amid her final visit, where she leaves behind products for light-bladder leakage and sisterly advice.

 

 

 

 


Strange Brazilian Ventriloquist Ad

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Chip Shot: When it comes to ruining wedding receptions, I take the cake.

Chip Shot: I have a bumper sticker that says, “Honk if you think I’m sexy.” Some days I just sit at a green light until I’m feeling good about myself.

Strange Brazilian Ad Uses Ventriloquist

 

 

 

He let his puppet do “everything.” If you can guess what kind of product is being promoted before this ad ends, you’re smarter than me. Strange ad … but at least it gave some work to a Mannequin Brazilian.

Photos That Caught My Glass Eyes

 

 

 

 

Okay, I bet you, like me, stared at this photo longer than usual … in disbelief. I guess families like this really do exist.

 

 

Dale working out.

 

 

Stupidest driver of the year?

 

 

 

Nope. We have a new winner in the photo above!

 

 

 

Walk-in cooler, half barrels of beer, and … wait a minute! There’s a girl in that photo!

Unusual Hotel Ad

 

 

Considering it's Las Vegas, I guess this “New Rooms, Better Stories” ad for The Cosmopolitan isn’t that edgy.

Marketing Miscues?

 

 

It’s not my imagination is it? The Nut Milk carton has a phallic symbol on it?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


Marketing Miscues, or Extra Creative ... You Decide

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Chip Shot: I’ve learned so much from my mistakes that I’m thinking of making more.

Chip Shot: Volleyball is just an intense version of don’t let the balloon touch the floor.

Chip Shot: Tired of being single? Just lower your standards. My new girlfriend is a coconut taped to a mop.

Animal Memes

 

 

 

 

 

 

Marketing Miscues or Creative … You Decide

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Married Life Memes

 

 

 

 

 

Him: Talk dirty to me.

Her: I’m not wearing any underwear because you never

put the laundry in the dryer like I’ve asked you to 100 times!

 

 

 

Friday Photos That Caught My Glass Eyes

 

 

The kid won first place!

 

 

The prices are actually more interesting than the misplaced sticker.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wherever this is, I do not want to work there.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


Inappropriate Pool Floaties

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Chip Shot: If you’re rich and drink in the middle of the day, you’re successful. If you’re poor and drink in the middle of the day, you’re an alcoholic.

Chip Shot: Porn stars don’t have “private parts.”

Chip Shot: How to be an adult at work: Change “%$ck You!” to “Okay. Great!”

Clever Marketing?

 

 

 

 

Photos That Caught My Glass Eyes

 

 

 

 

Here’s a guy totally prepared for his first job interview after graduation.

 

 

 

Inappropriate Pool Floaties (Who Would Buy These?)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


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