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A Dummy's Puppet's Ramblings - from Chip Martin
Mannequin American views and guidelines on marketing/PR trends, news from the world of puppets and ventriloquism, bits of humor and other interesting but useless information. I post every Tuesday and Friday.
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These European Christmas Ads are More "Humorous" than "Joyous"

A Puppet's Ramblings - from Chip Martin, Mannequin American Marketer.
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Chip Shot: My sex life is like a Ferrari. I don’t have a Ferrari.

More Signs That Caught My Glass Eyes

 

 

 

Games More Accurately Named

 

 

 

 

Chip’s Version of Memes

 

 

 

 

This Guy must have the largest penis in the city. 

European Christmas Ads are More “Humorous” than “Joyous” 

 

Perhaps the festive season isn't all it's cracked up to be? This clip from Scandinavian hardware giant, Clas Ohlson puts a distinctly humorous but depressing spin on the season to be jolly. 

 

Here’s a similar humorous but hectic theme from French Orange Mobil.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


Florida Headlines are Too Funny Not to Be True

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One of these neighbors is a jerk.

Chip Shot: Looking at inspirational quotes to feel better is like looking at a treadmill to lose weight.

Real Headlines from Florida Newspapers (I’m Not Kidding)

Florida Man Dies After Winning Cockroach-Eating Contest

Florida Woman Stabs Boyfriend for Farting on Her

Florida Man Breaks into Jail to Hang Out with His Friends

Florida Man accused of Killing His Friend, Asked Siri Where to Hide the Body

Herpes-infected Monkeys Terrorize Florida

Florida Strip Club Offers Free Flu Shots

Police Find Active Meth Lab in 23-Year-Old Florida Man’s Pants

400-Pound Woman Survives Sexual Assault by Herd of Manatees

Florida Shooting Range to Serve Alcohol in Restaurant

Tis the Season Fellas

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This guy does not have a handle on his life.

Monopoly Versions are Out of Hand

 


Hilarious “He Was Made to This Song”

 

 

OMG, funniest Spotify ad I’ve ever seen.

 

 

 

 


These Names Are Too Funny to be True

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Grandma knitted herself a sweater.

Chip Shot: My girlfriend told me “Vacation sex is the best!” That wasn’t a good postcard to receive.

Real Names that Should be Changed

 

 

 

 

A Little Marketing Genius

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  

Vintage Ads That Wouldn’t Fly Today

 

 

 

Photos That Caught My Glass Eyes

 

Where are this kid's parents?!

 

 

 

 

 

 

That's a lot of snow!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


Funny Thanksgiving Memories

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Meeting of the summertime tire club.

Chip Shot: Any stairway is a stairway to heaven if you’re clumsy enough.

Thanksgiving Memories

 

Can’t believe this product didn’t become popular! (Thanks for sending this vintage ad to me, Chuck Lyons.)

 

 

Signs That Caught My Glass Eyes

 

Horse funerals? Funny.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 (We gotta get this fixed.)

This is Uncomfortably Funny

 


This new ad for Fiat 500 is uncomfortably funny. But it you live in Wisconsin, you’ll understand it.

Hilarious Child Tantrum Prevention … “We Didn’t Know She’d Cry so Much”

 


Okay, here’s how to deal with those “wallet-draining crap-factories” known as “children.” For only 23 easy payments of $1.99 you can own a bottle of “NapTime.” Plus you’ll receive a “Dream Sack” for no extra charge.” “Samantha hasn’t made a noise in weeks.” It’s wrong … but it’s funny.

 

 

 

 


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