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A Dummy's Puppet's Ramblings - from Chip Martin
Mannequin American views and guidelines on marketing/PR trends, news from the world of puppets and ventriloquism, bits of humor and other interesting but useless information. I post every Tuesday and Friday.
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A Puppet's Ramblings - from Chip Martin, Mannequin American Marketer.
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Chip Shot: If there’s a sock on my door knob it means I’m having sex with the other one.

Gifts I’m Giving This Season



Maybe I shouldn’t have wrapped him so far in advance?



Who wouldn’t want a “Pickle Me Elmo?”




This Rule Totally Backfired

In 1858 the big bad British Empire began colonial rule over India. There were a lot of cobras slithering around Dehli acting like they owned the place and British officials were not having it.

So they threw some money at the problem and offered a bounty to anyone who brought them dead cobras. People realized this was easy money, so instead of catching the cobras people started breeding them and killing them in their own homes. Dehli was now full of snake sex dens full of cobras. When officials caught on, the bounty was cancelled, and all the snakes became homeless when they were released into the wild.

While We're on Government Screw Ups ... Here's a Local One


We got this “Pay Your Taxes Securely Online” notice in the mail today along with our property tax bill. In case you can’t read the line in white, it says, “Personal Property tax cannot be paid online at this time.” WTF??? Our tax money at work paying for a brochure that describes something we can’t do!

Photos That Caught My Glass Eyes



This heroic bird totally saved this fish from drowning.



Slippery little thing …



With all of that makeup, why is she covering her face?



I think some Japanese stores still don’t understand Christmas.

Santa Silliness






Twinkle Twinkle Little Dick (Surprisingly NSFW)




Actually this funny little video is for all you smokers out there.

Send in the Clowns

This clown-filled ad is for all of (us) who think we’re the only ones on the highway who know how to drive. All the other drivers are “clowns.”





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