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A Dummy's Puppet's Ramblings - from Chip Martin
Mannequin American views and guidelines on marketing/PR trends, news from the world of puppets and ventriloquism, bits of humor and other interesting but useless information. I post every Tuesday and Friday.
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July 2018 - Posts

"Getting Ready" Routines are Really Funny

A Puppet's Ramblings - from Chip Martin, Mannequin American Marketer
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Chip Shot: If race horses could comprehend that winning meant a life of sex and leisure, they’d probably run even faster.

 

Leslie getting ready to head to the Vent ConVENTion. Should be there by September.

We All Have Our Individual “Getting Ready” Routines … and They’re Hilarious

 

Okay, I seldom include a video that runs 3 minutes … but this new video for Dollar Shave Club is really funny and actually includes shots of the CEO of the company.  Hang in there and I guarantee that you’ll either lol or go “Ewwwwww, that’s gross!”

We all have a "getting ready" routine. The video shows a number of men (and women) going about their own getting ready routines. Pretty hilarious. 

 These Animals Are Funny

 

I’m no wildlife expert, but I think this monkey might be drunk!

 

 

 

 

 

Truths

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Cigarette cartons at a duty-free shop.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


Don't Be Like This Guy

A Puppet's Ramblings - from Chip Martin, Mannequin American Marketer
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Chip Shot: Talking to Dale while he’s eating is like talking to a blender with the top off.

 

 

 

 More “Cleaning Out My Photo File”

 

 

 

Actually, this is pretty clever.

 

 

 

Ahhh … my guess is, not a good marketing slogan for a barber shop.

 

 

 

Good for her … not so good for him.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yes, Mario Andretti is that short.

 

Don’t Be Like This Guy (NSFW)

 

 


 

Yes, Manscaped does make a ball deodorant.  “Your balls will thank you.”

 

Oh, Yeah … That’ll Work … Condom Bear

 

 

Israeli Valentine’s ad for R3 Condoms.

 

 

 

 

 

 


Getting Ready for the Vent ConVENTion

A Puppet's Ramblings - from Chip Martin, Mannequin American Marketer
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Chip Shot: I believe marriage should remain as God intended: A sacred bond between a man and a woman, formed over a few weeks, through an elimination contest, on national televisions.

 

 

 

Getting Ready for the Vent ConVENTion! See You in 12 Days

 

What You Can Do When You Always Pack the House

 

Questionable Marketing

 

This is a real ad from a current campaign in Norway. Apparently, they have a problem …

 

 

... that's what your mother said.

Give Your Parents a Break! Hilarious

THIS IS TEST 

ADAC | LATEX - DON'T CALL MOM | ENGLISH VERSION from RCKT on Vimeo.

Okay, this is a really strange and really funny ad from Germany. “Don’t Call Mom – Call ADAC”, encourages a younger demographic to ask ADAC ANYTHING they like. Whether it was a question about the right tires for winter, tips for a first date, or the best pasta recipe – the ADAC app is there to help.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


Very Funny Parenting Tips

A Puppet's Ramblings - from Chip Martin, Mannequin American Marketer
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Chip Shot: People say that “Nothing is impossible.” But Dale does “nothing” every day.

 

 
From Dale Brown’s Muppet collection.

Funny and Creative Parenting Ideas 

 

 

 

 

 

More “Cleaning Out My Photo File”

 

Wonder what the mop is for??

 

 

 

 

 Vintage Ads that Wouldn’t Run Today