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January 2018 - Posts

Funny "Mr. Squat"

A Puppet's Ramblings - from Chip Martin, Mannequin American Marketer
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Chip Shot: To discourage people from texting while walking, we should get rid of manhole covers. Things will sort themselves out.

Mr. Squat

 



Now this is a pretty funny bank ad.

 



And this one is even funnier.

Memes That Caught My Glass Eyes

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


Funny Best Gift Ever

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Chip Shot: In terms of mental stimulation, fidget-spinning makes nose-picking look like three-dimensional chess. 

This guy’s relationship is about to come to a violent, rapid and incredibly funny conclusion. 

Funny Chevy “Best Gift Ever”

 


Here’s an entertaining Chevy ad featuring the “best gift ever.”  It’s old, but it’s still funny.

Signs That Caught My Glass Eyes

 

 

 There’s a honeymoon joke in here somewhere.

 

 

I don’t speak the language, but I think I know what he’s selling.

 

 

This is why you have a professional design your sign.

 

 

Not sure that’s the best name for a business.

 

 

The small sign says, “Strictly No Access to Foyer.”  Thanks to Jay Johnson from backstage somewhere in Australia.

 

This is an example of why commas are important.

 

Gorilla Gangnam Style … (Because it’s Been an Incredibly Slow Week in Marketing News)

  

 

Click here for Gorilla Gangnam Style.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


Don't Blame the Weatherman ... Johnny T

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Chip Shot: If you drink the blue liquid from a Magic 89-Ball you can see the future. My friend Keith did it once and said he was gonna die. And then he did.

 

 

 

Be Nicer to the Weatherman … Weatherperson

 

 

 

Here’s one minute’s worth of advice from Jahnny T. 

The Wedding

 

Here’s another hilarious Italian ad for the Renault SCENIC.

 

 

Here’s another one … “They’re not yours.”

Best Text of 2018

 

 

 

 

Marketing That Caught My Glass Eyes

 

 

 

 

 

 

Billiant way to force customers to be civil.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 



 

 


Hilarious "Stop Licking Your Glands"

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Chip Shot: Looking back on 2017 is like waking up after a party where you made some poor decisions, such as drinking tequila squeezed from the underpants of a person you do not really know. (At least you hope it was tequila.)

I’m Marrying Your Ex-Wife

 

 

Here’s a pretty funny ad for the Renault Scenic.  It’s one in a series of very funny ads for the Scenic; but I haven’t been able to find English versions of the others.

 

Hilarious “Stop Licking Your Glands”

 

 

This Australian ad is really funny … in a sick way. I picked it for Jay Johnson who is currently performing in Australia and who has managed to avoid all of the thousands of insects, reptiles, mammals, fish and plants that can kill a person on that continent.

 

Vintage Ad

 

 

 

It doesn’t matter what “two hazards” are actually described in the fine print of this Pirelli tire ad … I think we all know what “two things” everyone automatically thought about. 

 

Honest Signs

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 



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