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December 2017 - Posts

Here's a Very Funny Tire Ad

A Puppet's Ramblings - from Chip Martin, Mannequin American Marketer
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Chip Shot: At the touch of her lips, it grew long and swollen. I gasped as she squeezed and pulled expertly. It was the best balloon giraffe I’d ever seen.

 

Very Funny Tire Ad

 

 

Here’s a pretty funny ad for Big O Tires that make us feel bad for both the driver and the owner of the porcelain store.

Honest Product Names

 

 

Protecting Us from Ourselves

 

 

 

Memes That Made Me Laugh

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


Enjoy Bubba J's "Road Kill Christmas"

A Puppet's Ramblings - from Chip Martin, Mannequin American Marketer
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Chip Shot: I think it’s terrible how everyone treated Lance Armstrong after he won seven Tour de France races while competing on drugs. When I was on drugs I couldn’t even find my bike.

Enjoy Bubba J’s “Road Kill Christmas”


We were at the taping of Jeff’s Christmas show at the Pabst Theater in Milwaukee. Here’s Bubba J’s “Road Kill Christmas,” written by our friend, Brain Haner … guitar guy.

 

 

What’s Wrong With This Picture?

 

More Escalator Humor

 

 Holiday Signs

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


Reminisce with the Original Jingle Bombs

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Chip Shot: My professor accused me of plagiarism. His words, not mine.

 

Original Jingle Bombs

 

In many ways Jingle Bombs was a major turning point in Jeff Dunham’s career. It was one of the first YouTube videos to reach over a million hits and catapulted Jeff into the international spotlight.

So reminisce with this original version of Jingle Bombs.

NSFW 12 Days of Christmas for Coco De Mer

 

The 12 Days of Christmas song always seemed a little boring. Coco de Mer, the British luxury lingerie and erotica fashion house, fixes that with this 50 second ad touting the company’s take on the Christmas classic. In place of turtle doves and French hens, we get spanking paddles, pearl blossom silk lube and other treats.

Perfect Gift for the Person on Your Christmas List Who You Don’t Really Like

 

 

 

More Products We Don’t Need

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


You'll LOL Even if You Don't Know What This is About

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Chip Shot: All mushrooms are edible. Some, only once.

 

You’ll LOL Even if You Don’t Know What This is About

 

You don’t have to know what “MOP” is, to appreciate and laugh at this 60 second holiday ad.

Vintage Ads That Wouldn't Work Today

 

 

 

What better way to sell a video camera than with a naked lady draped over your shoulder? (Someone not only came up with this idea, but a room full of people had to approve it!?)

 

 

 

Nothing really wrong with "May I sniff your Klompen Kloggen?" But I'm sure this wouldn't be approved today because the company would be afriad someone would complain.

 

 

 

I'm sure, "Promise her anything," would be construed as sexist today. But in it's day, this was one of those tag lines that everyone remembered. 

 

We May Have a Copyright Problem

 

 

What Were They Thinking?


 

 

Swear Jar Truth

 

 


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