John Malkovich Hilariously asks, "What the ^%$# is Going On?"
A Puppet's Ramblings - from Chip Martin, Mannequin
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Chip Shot: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.
In an on-going
effort to help take my readers' minds off of bitter winter weather, I thought
I'd share with you, my favorite photo of a 1962 Corvette (above). You're
John Malkovich asks
“What the F&%$ is Going On,” in Funny Squarespace Ad
JohnMalkovich.com? Well it’s not THE John Malkovich according to this hilarious ad.
Thus the message from Squarespace to get your domain name before it’s gone.
Sexy 30 Second Super Bowl Spot for Mr. Clean
Mr. Clean does it all over the house in this new ad. A sensual Mr. Clean, dressed in tight
white form-fitting clothes, appears in the living room ready to do the dirty
I Wish I Had Never
Behold the "true clean towel," which is apparently
a real product.
The premise is that you don't want to dry off your face with
the same part of a towel you used to dry off your nether regions the day
before. And this towel ensures that that won't happen because it shows you what
part to use for your "top" and "bottom." It's yours for
$19. (There's a video to go along with this product, but the pubic hair in the
mouth moment convinced me not to include it.
Valentine’s Day Say it With Flowers
I Think She Should Already
It's not that often that a billboard is so absurd that it
invites widespread mockery and goes viral in the process. But this one from the
Netherlands has—a full six years after it was made.
“I Can’t Believe They Said
That” Vintage Ads
Guns and hand cream … makes sense
If my mom would have showed me this
ad I may have brushed my teeth more often.
Words fail me …