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January 2017 - Posts

Hilarious Walmart Clown Commercial

A Puppet's Ramblings - from Chip Martin, Mannequin American Marketer
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Chip Shot: Strippers won’t tell you their real name to protect their privacy. But they’ll show you their butt hole for $1.

Hilarious Walmart Clown Commercial

 

 

This is a few year’s old, but it’s still worth your time. There's nothing more to say. Just click here and laugh.

Humorous  Turbo Tax Super Bowl Ad Features a Scrambled Humpty

 

 

The 2017 Super Bowl Ads will include this new gem from Turbo Tax.

Do You Understand This Ad?

 

 

 

Okay, I admit it ... I didn't get this ad for Mazda's MX-5 with the tagline, "There's Only Room For Two." I'll give you a minute to think about it ...

Give up. Me too. I finally went online and searched for an explanation. Here it is. If you own a Miata you should take precautions to make sure you don't have any kids because there won't be any room for them in the car. Not clear and not clever. On the other hand, it made it to my blog so maybe the people behind the ad aren't so dumb after all?

New High-Res Photos of Pluto Raise Some Concerns

 

 

 

What’s Sex Selling This Week?  Deodorant and Soap

 

 

 

Okay, I’m in. Wonder if she knows my “room” is a suitcase?

 

… And Lynx

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


Making a Shrimp Talk

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Chip Shot: “I shall take you to bed and have my way with you. I will make you ache, shake, sweat and moan. I will make you beg me to stop. When I am finished, you will be weak for days.” Sincerely, The Flu

Mailshrimp?? Strange … But Funny!

 

 

 

I have no idea what this ad is for … could be a tease. But it’s funny, none-the-less. If someone figures this one out, let me know. 

Avoid “An Armpit on the Side of Your Head"

 

Here’s a humorous new spot for Duracell batteries.

Sanitize Your Hands While Shopping

 

Seriously … they couldn’t move the photo a little so your hands wouldn’t be on her boobs?

Home Depot or an Adult Toy Store?

 

Clever Print Ad

 

This ad for a Life Brush says, “Untie the Knots” … could that be Brad and Angelina?

No So Clever Ad

 

Seriously … “When you put lipstick on you do for yourself?” I don’t think so.

 

 


TBT: Hilarious Exit Row Puppets from 2010

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Chip Shot: if at first you don’t succeed, eat more fiber.

 

TBT: Hilarious Exit Row Puppets

 

 


From 2010 Blog: I’ve written about the on-going video series "Exit Row" by Puppet Heap which features two air sick bags, Chuck and Ralph ... get it? The series is funny, but this episode is especially so. Click here to see Chuck and Ralph in "The Foot."

 

 

 


Posted: Jan 26 2017, 06:30 AM by chip
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Thanks for the Memories

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Chip Shot: In dog beers, I’ve only had one.

 

 

 

Thanks for the Memories

 

Thanks to the terrific audiences at Memories Ballroom in Port Washington, WI a couple of weeks ago. We had a great time. Hope to see you all again, soon.

 

 

 

Back to our Regular Blog

 

 
A natural salesperson. She’ll go far.

On Radio, Anything is Possible

 

 

Here is a very funny ad promoting the Mercury Radio Awards. I love funny radio ads!

Vintage Sexist Ads

 

 

 

I miss the good old days when sex was used to sell nearly everything. Especially auto parts.

 

 

 

 

 

You get more than wide tyres … you get women!

 

 

 

I wonder how long it took the Mad Men of the 60’s to come up with that tag line?

Can People Really be This Stupid?

 

 

 

Putting “That offends me” in Perspective

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


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