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A Dummy's Puppet's Ramblings - from Chip Martin
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September 2016 - Posts

This Ad Features the Funniest Picky Eater Ever

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Chip Shot: I had a friend who died doing what he loved … stepping off the curb saying, “Cars have to stop for pedestrians in the cross walk.”


Watch the Funniest Picky Eater Ever



This “get picky with your protein” ad for Orgain, includes the funniest picky eater I have ever seen.

Back Me Up Insurance


This entertaining 30 second ad for Back Me Up Insurance from the U.K. is for “your mess-ups.”

Here’s another one.

Remember When These Were Considered “Portable?”


Botox for Your Balls?


Would you take the chance on Botoxing your balls? There’s a new plastic surgery procedure that is on the rise and it’s rather bizarre.

In the U.K. the number of men inquiring about scrotox … yes, that’s having Botox injected into your *** … has doubled in the past year, according to experts. The op, which costs around £2,800, helps to ease sweating, reduce the appearance of wrinkles and helps make the *** appear larger. I’m glad I have wooden balls.

Vent Haven Facts …

Photo used with permission of Vent Haven

From the walls of Vent Haven Museum: Top photo, in the middle, is Jeff Dunham and Mickey Rooney from Sugar Babies. Photo below in the middle is Willie Tyler and Lester visiting friends at the Museum. Lower left is Johnny Carson with one of his figures (yes, he was a ventriloquist and magician before he was a talk show host.) Oh, and upper right is Dale with his original Chip Martin.




Here's a Hilarious AirPod Porody Ad

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Chip Shot: New Documentary Reveals Sea World forced Orca whales to perform naked.


Conan Parody’s AirPod Earphone Ad




When Apple introduced its wireless AirPod earphones there was immediate suspicion that these cute little gizmos might pose a particular problem for consumers. Conan O'Brien latches on to that criticism in very amusing style with this parody ad.


You Never Know When the Moment Will Strike





This funny Mellow Mushroom ad parodies pharma ED ads … and in a funny way. Clever and good copy writing.


Sucks to be Short …




This humorous (but probably offensive to some) ad Ovaltine ad says “Give them calcium for high growth.”


Toilets … the Good, the Bad and the Ugly




The Guggenheim Museum recently presented visitors with the opportunity to use a toilet made of solid gold.


Meanwhile the rest of us have to put up with fixtures and restrooms designed and installed by less-than-qualified personnel.










... and finally ... do we really need this???




Things You Don’t Want to Hear Coming from the Next Stall #5













Tom Brady and Jeff Bridges in Ug Ad

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Chip Shot:  I cut myself shaving and all we have are Hello Kitty bandages. My *** looks silly.

Tom Brady and Jeff Bridges do “Nothing” in this Ad


In this ad Tom Brady and Jeff Bridges wear the perfect shoes for doing nothing.

For Those Who Buy the “Car” … Not the “Ad”


Here’s a refreshingly honest, clever and entertaining Australian car ad for SKODA Octavia. It’s from a series of six ads all based on the concept that you should buy the car … not the ad. Here’s another from the series.

These European Ads for Blush Would Not Fly in U.S.



It’s About Time … Spanish Team Invents Hands-Free Penis Bidet


A team from Valencia have designed a urinal that will wash and dry the penis after each pee.

The ‘Urinal 2.0’ uses sensors to detect when urination is complete and then douses the member with a curtain of soapy water lasting three seconds. A drier is then activated to blast hot air at Mr. Penis to make sure he is clean and dry before being put away.

“We came up with the use of sensors, so that the user does not have to touch anything and everything is as hygienic as possible,” said Eduard Gevorkyan, the biochemist behind the idea.

Another Vent Haven “Favorite Figure” Segment … This Time Featuring Dale


Here’s Dale with one of his “Favorite Figures” at the Vent Haven Museum.




Skittles Demonstrates Intelligence in Response to Trump Ad

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Chip Shot: Sex with three people is called a threesome. With two people it’s a twosome. Now I know why people call me handsome.

Skittles Gets Good PR Advice Concerning Trump Ad


In response to Donald Trump Jr.'s tweet, above, the president of Skittles issued the following comment.

“Skittles are candy. Refugees are people. We don't feel it's an appropriate analogy. We will respectfully refrain from further commentary as anything we say could be misinterpreted as marketing.”

The company was put in a position where social media demanded some kind of response. Short, intelligent, non-political, brand defending comment. It’s not often a company is able to respond to a social media firestorm with a statement that can’t be attacked from either side. Their PR firm should be commended. 

More Babies Please!



In this entertaining ad, Cheerios asks couples to please make more babies.

I Want One of These




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